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lampsarepeopletoo:

i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

rnickey:

i was funny once but it was an accident

popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

horse-ebook:

deodrant:

I spent $31 at an asian supermarket….

how many asians did you get

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

unconfuses:

how awesome would it be if you could just mute people on a daily basis tho

riesshistoria:

are lesbian mermaids called h2omosexuals

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE